The Twighlight Dildo

 

  "The Vamp" by Tantus

Okay, Hoyas, think you're really a Twilight fan? Yeah, you're not that hardcore until you order yourselves one of these Twilight-inspired adult toys. It sparkles just like a vampire would, and you can put it in the freezer to get that ice cold vampire feeling. Ah...taking reading to a whole new level. This is ridiculous. 

As Robyn commented on the manufacturer's website:

What I really wanted was an ice-cold penis in my needy vag, so I put it in the fridge. I put it in the fridge, and it froze to my labia for an hour. Mind you, I came like a geiser, but it was very awkward to explain to my dog.

And in the words of another anonymous commenter:

I bought one of these Vamps because I have been reading the twilight series for the past 4 years and I have wanted nothing more than to feel a rock hard sparking dick inside of me. So much that I have made my boyfriend tape his dick inbetween his legs and wear the vamp instead because I like it that much more. Of course I wanted more of a feel for it so after reading these reviews I went ahead and put it in the freezer. I love nothing more than to pretend that my boyfriend is a glittering fucking vampire sliding his marble cold dick inside of me. I suggest that anyone who likes vampires get this product. My boyfriend was really hesitant at first but I think he likes roleplaying now, I think it makes him feel more masculine being a sparkling creature. I'm hoping that they come out with a Jacob one for him to put on. I just will have to figure out a safe way to heat it up to 108 degrees without burning my vagina. The one downside to this product is, I wish that if left my vagina sparking afterwards.