Georgetown alumnus and the PR "terror"

Okay, Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal, fellow Hoya and benefactor of our Muslim-Christian Understanding Center, your wife may be way hotter than you, but she obviously wants that title (and a marble toilet too). Let's hope you can hold down one wife, instead of the traditional four, and I wager that your children will look better than your father's. Burn... Yet it seems you have some style, however, with your ethereal stallion and "Kingdom" of a mega-yacht. 

But really? If we are to judge a gentleman by the company he keeps, it looks like you're a white-washed, narcotics-abusing, pedophile. Joseph Trento's article isn't the first report alleging your terrorist ties, either. These Hilltop secrets run deep, Hoyas...because this would mean that Georgetown University accepted dirty money soaked in civilian blood and carbon emissions. Hoyas, "you know it's thriller."