E-bama!

 Just Say O

If Obama were as popular as the E-bama, the Nobel Committee would have wiped his ass! This story was from back in December, but it's worth revisiting because...well, just look at those funny Obama candies. Ridiculous.

President Barack Obama’s approval rating may be hovering in the 50%, but that doesn’t mean America’s Commander-in-Chief isn’t catching on with new constituents.There is now a line of Ecstasy pills made in the image of the 44th president of the United States, according to Texas police who have snatched a batch off the streets. Ecstasy is known for a sense of elation, diminished feelings of fear and anxiety, and ability to induce a sense of intimacy with others. Perhaps a good Election Day strategy to get out the vote? A stash of the brightly colored tablets was found Monday during a south Texas traffic stop. Police in Palmview detained a driver after finding black tar heroin, cocaine, marijuana and several Ecstasy pills in the back of his car. The drugs look like a “vitamin for kids,” police spokesman Lenny Sanchez said.